The pretty lies, the ugly truth
I sometimes wonder if people who have had accidents that cause loss of memory are better off. If its better to not remember all of those memories that are the roots of a person’s insecurities. To not remember the cruel words, the tears, and the sleepless nights.
Anonymous asked: If you had a banana, an apple, and captain fabulous...which one would you go on a date with?
Such a hard choice…. I’m gonna go with captain fabulous.
Greatest porn intro ever
I want to write horrible pornos
(Source: weepingkind-movedtothanksjupiter)
stalkingdeerwithadeathfrisbee:
PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT
IT’S NOT EVEN A VIDEO HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK
AWSOME
(Source: animations-swf-arena)
“Don’t get a tattoo”, they said. “It will look like crap when you’re older”, they said.
(Source: thievinggenius)
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
(Source: circumcisions)
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:
Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
- He said rape happens for a reason.
- When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
- When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
- He’s a spoiled little brat.
Not legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
- He looks ‘feminine’
- you think he’s gay
- His voice sounds ‘feminine’
(Source: cineraria)
jessie how does your hair even work
you just rotated 180 degrees and your hair continued pointing in the same direction
Weep little lion man you’re not as brave as you were from the start
Faith is deserved.
You had faith that I would do great. Go to a great college. Rise above familial circumstances. Be happy. Be brave.
That faith is lost now. I can tell. I’m sorry.
I really fucked it up this time didn’t I, my dear?
have you ever just been so incredibly fond of someone
like you don’t want to date them or anything but you honestly love them as a person and want to listen to them talk forever and find out all of their little quirks and hug them when they’re sad
(via blua):
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